Christina: My son is not putting that in his mouth.
Chris: Holy crap, that is AWESOME!!!
Per our agreement, we're waiting 24 hours. If Chris doesn't fall ill in that period of time, or show (further) signs of brain dysfunction, then it will be BOILED for eight hours. If it hasn't completely disintegrated/melted at that point (which I sincerely hope it has), then, and ONLY THEN, may it be placed in Dinkeneh's mouth: for five seconds tops.
What is my mother-in-law doing to me? :)