True story: D thinks that a blank wall is called "ball." Really. And it cannot be blamed on a "w" deficiency. For those who are quick, you're already laughing. I will have a lot of explaining to do when D goes to preschool believing walls miraculously turn into basketball displays. Why does he believe this? Exhibit A, Exhibit B, and Exhibit C. Well, okay, there's no Exhibit C, I just like sets of three. Yes, we own a projector. No, we don't own a television set. Yes, we really only watch college basketball. Yes, my son walks into people's homes, points at blank walls, and hopefully screams "Ball?!" at the top of his little lungs.
I am so proud.