Monday, January 25, 2010
How Was Your Day, Dear?
0 toys = "My day was flippin' fantastic, dear! How was your day?! Can I get you anything?"
1 toy = "Yeah, my day was pretty good. How 'bout yours?"
2 toys = "My day was just okay. Yours?"
3 toys = "Could have been better. You?"
4 toys = "It was not a good day."
5+ toys = "Why didn't you answer your phone? Do you have any idea what kind of day I've had? D threw all the toys into the toilet, Sisaye fell down the stairs, D got into the fridge and smeared butter all over the floor, when I was cleaning that up Sisaye threw macaroni all over the playroom, Sisaye wouldn't sleep for the first hour of her nap, and just when she went to sleep, D woke up from his. I quit. If you need me, I'll be upstairs with a bottle of wine. You'd better not need me for the next hour."