M: (chuckle) Okay, Small Bear*, tell me your story.
D: Once 'pon a time POOP**! (a little jump on "Poop!" accompanied by hysterical laughter)
* The Bike Lesson ** He did actually kick poop on me yesterday during his diaper change, which resulted in a complete meltdown on Mama's part, including high squeaky voice, words that shall not be repeated, and a very long time out for Small Bear. Glad he finds that memory so amusing.